and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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