i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
