Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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