Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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