quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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