..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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