Got a toothbrush?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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