So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Banned from zoo.
Again?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
