Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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