She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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