I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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