It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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