whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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