There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Drake has all the answers
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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