Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
