I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
