Pappa wants mamma naked
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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