But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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