I feel like I'm in dance class right now
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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