If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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