check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you didnt know i had herpes?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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