You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
