Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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