after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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