I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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