So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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