Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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