I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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