WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
honey bunches of taint.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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