Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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