is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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