look no pants
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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