You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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