okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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