I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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