He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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