we have officially lost it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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