I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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