We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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