Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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