Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize