what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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