Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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