Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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