she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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