I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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