Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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