ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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