I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
