Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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