if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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