Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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