sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
