if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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