Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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