After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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